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Oh noes, icky old people using the same internet you do! The horror!

Haha omg, jobs must go on for 24 hours a day! I don’t know if you know, but they have Internet on phones now. You can actually be on Tumblr while going *to* work. Or you know, while eating lunch. Or sitting on the toilet. I’m so awesome, I make money *while* being on Tumblr.

Or heaven forbid, we’re also going to school so we can get a career. The horror of it all. 

HEH. Get off my lawn, kid. I was on the internet before you were in kindergarten. ;)

I DO WHAT I WANT, THOR.

Or our jobs could actually happen ON THE INTERNET

GASP

Born before ‘85, having a career, and on your dash. Suck it.

EXCUSE YOU. HERE’S ME. SITTING ON MY LUNCH BREAK. TUMBLIN’ LIKE A BOSS.

Aw, how sweet. Not ageist at all.

(via kizu666)

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   wanna say the first time ive ever had to remotely consider saying “oh sorry I was on the internet longer than you”

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   God, how dare you have no control over the year you were born. *SHUNS* …Srsly though. *1987, and yes, has a job* Why is...

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    I’m 28 and you hurt my feelings :(

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    i’ll grow my fist into your face

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    maybe you should try growing up, shorty

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    Why are so many people born in 1990/1991 completely terrible? Every other year is mostly okay.

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    Born in ‘74 and I am more hale and mighty than…oh, I’d say 75% of you striplings. I’m like the Jet Black of Tumblr....

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    I was on tumblr when you were still shitting your diapers.

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